As lame as that title is, I’m sure Chad Kroeger really would be singing the blues if he was capable of writing, performing, or singing. The lead man for the group some call a band, Nickelback, was busted in British Columbia back in 2006 for driving under influence. Allegedly at twice the legal limit for blood-alcohol content Kroeger was rolling at 160km/h in his Lamborghini and sped past the wrong officer.

This month his case finally came to an end, and the fool has lost his license for good. Although I’m sure he’ll be limo bound until he burns through his dough. At some point he’ll regret it.

Just to reiterate how much I dislike this guy, I thought I’d bring up an older video that shows just how much his fans in Portugal really like him. After asking if the crowd wants to hear some rock and roll or go home - Kroeger gets NAILED in the head with a rock. For most I’d feel bad, but this guy’s such a twat I can really thoroughly enjoy seeing him take a wad of granite to the face.