steve barrett

I’m speechless and I don’t know if I should admit to watching this whole video. I find it incredible that the internet is allowing us to see into peoples homes to catch them during these candid moments where’ they really let it all hang out (pun intended).

This had to be planned. For one, it’s too good. Second, the jumbotron never stays on a person this long and I have to imagine that whatever sporting event this is at had resumed play by the time this guy was starting to get rolling.

Step 1. Take your shirt off.

Step 2. Stand in front of the dartboard

Step 3. Give the darts to someone who hates you

Step 4.

Step 5. PROFIT

I really can’t imagine a better way to politely remove yourself from a room.

I think if I saw footage of myself in a state similar to this, I would join AA. If you have footage of me like this, destroy it.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It’s called the 401-Keg:

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.