steve barrett

Um… Awesome.

Oh, where to begin. Eli Porter, the next internet phenom. I think I’ll just let his lyrics do the speaking.

“I got one question man, tell me who next, this nigga salt like the nigga that done get it the best, see I’m the best mainnn, I diiid it…………………………………….Yeah I’m a let you know who the best, by the hour, he’s like Rosie O’Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower it ain’t nothing to me man, I keep it foreal look at his dental man, with … dent on the grill, see I’m the best, I told you that this dude like that, he ran then from the cat nah, i messed up but I’m a stay on top they told me man, but you know man, Im never gon flop look at this dude, he need to stay in the shade, ain’t no wonder why he came out, he already in the gay parade, i told you man, I got you, roasted like ever you dont know, but my rhymes, they straight up clever so you step down, of the pedastle. I’m the best man, you need to go.. to the fu&$in’ dental”……….”i said freakin”

Eli Porter vs. Envy (The Original)

Eli Porter: Cat on the Grill

Simply Brilliant. Where’s that demo tape Eli?

Seems to me like this guy should have been jacked in the gut the moment he tried this worthless technique. Was he joking? Was he suffering the immediate after effects of a serious concussion? You decide.

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I find it absurd that “Hilrod” is talking about going to the mat for you and dlivering the peoples elbow. Obama & McCain were just as stupid sounding with all of their wrestling references that were so obviously written into their speeches. This election has become a JOKE. I think I’m tired of both parties.

McCain is going to introduce Osama to the Undertaker. Oh, and DO YOU SMELL WHAT BARRACK IS COOKIN!?

The current record holder of the tallest building on Earth is still being built.

Think you can take him? I lost.