steve barrett

Um… Awesome.

I’m speechless and I don’t know if I should admit to watching this whole video. I find it incredible that the internet is allowing us to see into peoples homes to catch them during these candid moments where’ they really let it all hang out (pun intended).

This had to be planned. For one, it’s too good. Second, the jumbotron never stays on a person this long and I have to imagine that whatever sporting event this is at had resumed play by the time this guy was starting to get rolling.

This is a little snippet of the glorious uninstructed youth of our fledgling manufactured democracy Iraq. The young man seen in this video has perfected several tasks that are necessary for survival in a warzone. First, he is excellent at gaining the attention of his occupiers putting him first in line for handouts. Second, and perhaps more important he has hardened the chip on his shoulder and become a rather salty young man who can be seen engaging in acts that require a complete lack of empathy. And lastly, this young man has perfected the art of oppression. He can be seen beating numerous children who stand between him and the treats thrown by the convoy, he can be seen kicking women, and he keeps a steady stagger that keeps his subordinates fearful of his never ending approach.

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I think if I saw footage of myself in a state similar to this, I would join AA. If you have footage of me like this, destroy it.

Seems to me like this guy should have been jacked in the gut the moment he tried this worthless technique. Was he joking? Was he suffering the immediate after effects of a serious concussion? You decide.