steve barrett

I think if I saw footage of myself in a state similar to this, I would join AA. If you have footage of me like this, destroy it.

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If this happens to you, you deserve it. Was he alone? It says he was naked so I don’t know if they’re implying there was some sort of sex act involved. Do you think the partner just bailed on him after realizing the fool had suffocated on a GOD DAMN CONDOM!?

Don Juan is the physical manifestation of a pimp style stereotype come to life. You may recognize him from the background of one of Snoop Dogg’s many appearances. Juan has been in the business for decades but his only personal release is a compilation album of 70’s and 80’s soul classics released 2006 entitled, Green is for the Money, Gold is for the Honeys.

This lady has got to GO. You know she’s going to wind up working for another precinct somewhere after this whole deal has blown over. I can understand if she’s literally got some issues, but then she lied.. so now I don’t understand and I think she’s a liability to everyone who relies on the police for anything.

I’ve come to love the weekly segment on The Smoking Gun where the give a round-up of the nations best mug shots. Some of these are pretty wild and you’ll see what I mean when you look through them. I got a kick out of the cracked out woman who had to have someone hold her head up for her mugshot.

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Recognize this guy? You might if you watch much CNN these days. Anchor Richard Quest (Dick Quest?) was spotted by an Officer at about 3AM Friday Morning in Central Park. The park was closed so Quest was approached and given a notice of loitering. After some small interaction with the police it was found that he also had Methamphetamine in his pocket, a “sexual toy” in his shoe, and a rope around his neck that was attached to his manhood. The only reason he wasn’t charged with a sexual crime was because he wasn’t exposing himself.

Good to know there’s such classy people spreading the world news across America. I would like to think most of you are smart enough to get your information from multiple sources because odds are you might be hearing that latest story from a gangly white dude with a dildo in his shoe and meth in his pocket.