steve barrett

This is a little snippet of the glorious uninstructed youth of our fledgling manufactured democracy Iraq. The young man seen in this video has perfected several tasks that are necessary for survival in a warzone. First, he is excellent at gaining the attention of his occupiers putting him first in line for handouts. Second, and perhaps more important he has hardened the chip on his shoulder and become a rather salty young man who can be seen engaging in acts that require a complete lack of empathy. And lastly, this young man has perfected the art of oppression. He can be seen beating numerous children who stand between him and the treats thrown by the convoy, he can be seen kicking women, and he keeps a steady stagger that keeps his subordinates fearful of his never ending approach.

I’m not sure why I don’t remember this show since I’m sure I was the prime marketing target for this type of thing. I suppose that could be the reason it was canceled after 1 season; though watching the trailer leads me to believe otherwise. For one, this was created by the same group that introduced us to Baywatch. I have a feeling the older audience was either still busy watching Baywatch or simply getting tired of the pathetic excuses to show women in Bikinis on TV. Not to mention Terry “Hulk” Hogan, whom we’re somehow lead to believe became the sole proprietor of the most bad ass boat known to man.

I guess its rather easy to see why Thunder in Paradise was canceled.

Unless you’re cool with looking like an ass on TV. In that case, go for it - and go big.

AQ_PUNCHES from John Wiseman on Vimeo.

Seems to me like this guy should have been jacked in the gut the moment he tried this worthless technique. Was he joking? Was he suffering the immediate after effects of a serious concussion? You decide.

Oil Check
the act of poking someone in the butt, clothed or naked. The poke must be as close to the asshole as possible
I oil checked Jade while she was bending over and Alisha oil checked Molly.

-urbandictionary

Look, obviously these cops must be aware they all have dash cams nowadays. You would think they’d be able to use a little bit of critical thinking and get off camera before doing their beating. I don’t mean to scrutinize; this is no doubt excessive, but the guy was obviously resisting and probably deserved a good shot to the face, but if you’re gonna knock him silly and kick him while he’s down, at least have the foresight to cover your ass.

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I guess with a million cops around the world this shit’s going to happen. In 2008 if it happens at all it happens on camera.

Look closely, the one guy pulls out a switchblade.

R&D in knives has been pretty slow for the past few thousand years. This year a company called Wasp announced a new weapon that is leaps and bounds beyond the knives, you, me, and the cavemen were familiar with. The Wasp Knife has a cartridge of compressed air in the handle, when the knife is pressed into tissue the air is forced through the tip of the blade into the body of the victim. The instant balloon of air causes major ruptures which are pretty damn devastating. Enough talk, check it.

In this epic battle of red vs. blue, these two wisdom-laden women assault eachother with great enthusiasm.