freak out


I’m speechless and I don’t know if I should admit to watching this whole video. I find it incredible that the internet is allowing us to see into peoples homes to catch them during these candid moments where’ they really let it all hang out (pun intended).

This had to be planned. For one, it’s too good. Second, the jumbotron never stays on a person this long and I have to imagine that whatever sporting event this is at had resumed play by the time this guy was starting to get rolling.

Step 1. Take your shirt off.

Step 2. Stand in front of the dartboard

Step 3. Give the darts to someone who hates you

Step 4.

Step 5. PROFIT

Split tongues are nothing new. The first known, or first photographed, split tongue was in 1996. Shortly after the Lizardman, who’s well known in pop culture, split his tongue in 1997.

Watch it a few times.

Get an extinguisher.

Look, obviously these cops must be aware they all have dash cams nowadays. You would think they’d be able to use a little bit of critical thinking and get off camera before doing their beating. I don’t mean to scrutinize; this is no doubt excessive, but the guy was obviously resisting and probably deserved a good shot to the face, but if you’re gonna knock him silly and kick him while he’s down, at least have the foresight to cover your ass.

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I guess with a million cops around the world this shit’s going to happen. In 2008 if it happens at all it happens on camera.

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