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Having that tumor removed makes your mustache more noticeable.

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Step 1. Take your shirt off.

Step 2. Stand in front of the dartboard

Step 3. Give the darts to someone who hates you

Step 4.

Step 5. PROFIT

“Could you do that for me?”

What do you do when you spot something suspicious? What if that suspicious thing is a mossy floating blob in a rain-collecting barrel in your yard. YOU POKE IT WITH A STICK!

Well, this situation hit close to home for me. Someone close to me, ok ok it was my mom, ran into this mossy object and did just that poked it - the moss turned out to be fur and it all fell out with the slightest poke.

Now bare, the object was immediately identified as a squirrel which must have somehow inadvertently fallen into the barrel while running nearby or trying to get a drink. I wonder how long it had been floating.

It was obvious the eagle was destined to win but who knew that goat would get its ass thrown off a god damn cliff.

Richard Simmons was caught fixin’ his business live on the Today Show a few days ago. That spandex must have crammed his junk in so tight he couldn’t take it anymore, I can’t think of any other reason to have to adjust on live daytime TV. Al Roker knew this would make some rounds online.

Heather showed me this one but I’m not sure who recorded it or where it came from.

It was actually my sister who sent this one to me. Originally posted by flickr user bkusler, the meat bra is one of a kind and here’s a little insight into how it came to be…

i don’t really know how the idea came up… at some point after too many tequilas and my friend talking about how to get more men interested in her, someone said, “wait, men love bacon and boobs, why not combine the two? that’s a million dollar idea right there!”