steve barrett

Is this creepy or what?

I’m speechless and I don’t know if I should admit to watching this whole video. I find it incredible that the internet is allowing us to see into peoples homes to catch them during these candid moments where’ they really let it all hang out (pun intended).

This is a little snippet of the glorious uninstructed youth of our fledgling manufactured democracy Iraq. The young man seen in this video has perfected several tasks that are necessary for survival in a warzone. First, he is excellent at gaining the attention of his occupiers putting him first in line for handouts. Second, and perhaps more important he has hardened the chip on his shoulder and become a rather salty young man who can be seen engaging in acts that require a complete lack of empathy. And lastly, this young man has perfected the art of oppression. He can be seen beating numerous children who stand between him and the treats thrown by the convoy, he can be seen kicking women, and he keeps a steady stagger that keeps his subordinates fearful of his never ending approach.

Step 1. Take your shirt off.

Step 2. Stand in front of the dartboard

Step 3. Give the darts to someone who hates you

Step 4.

Step 5. PROFIT

They Hatin…

Now this one I thought was excellent, especially when the reporter asks little Latarian Milton why he did it and how he thinks he should be punished. The exceedingly honest answers show just how young this kid really is. I’ve gotta give him props though, he did know how to pull the ‘thing.’

Look closely at his guitars.

Richard Simmons was caught fixin’ his business live on the Today Show a few days ago. That spandex must have crammed his junk in so tight he couldn’t take it anymore, I can’t think of any other reason to have to adjust on live daytime TV. Al Roker knew this would make some rounds online.

Isn’t it wild how seemingly oblivious the parents are to the whole thing.

Maury has got such an enormous archive of shows like this, they’re wonderful. You’ve got to be impressed by his expert exploitation under the guise of offering help; all in exchange for television ratings.

400lb jessica

…don’t hit jumps on your dirtbike.

I lost it when he stomped the skateboard. Maybe I should look into a bodyguard.

Think you can take him? I lost.